Greetings Patriot,
Tim and Doug recently asked who I thought would be the next listener to wise the hell up and actually PAY for what they’re getting. And, I have to tell you, I immediately thought of YOU, [Name].
But the more I think about it, I’m not so sure about that. If you haven’t already paid BY NOW, then why the hell would you EVER throw down the cash???
PROVE ME WRONG, CHEAPSKATE!
You join up, you get the AWARD-WINNING bonus After Hours podcast, the discount bundle and the signed postcard. It’s that simple!
THE SIGNED POSTCARD WILL ONLY BECOME MORE VALUABLE THE LONGER YOU KEEP IT. ESPECIALLY IF ONE OR ALL OF US DIES. THAT ONLY RAISES THE VALUE OF THE SIGNATURES. IT’S A SMART INVESTMENT.
SIGN UP AT patreon.com/officehourslive
We’re in the studio every week, making jokes, playing drops, talking to CELEBRITY GUESTS LIKE ROBERT DAVI and RAYMOND THE AMISH COMIC and there YOU are, just IGNORING OUR HARD WORK.
And to be honest, it’s A BUNCHA BULLSHIT. CONTRIBUTE $5 RIGHT NOW AND I’LL CONSIDER FORGIVING YOU.
Your pal,
Skunk
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P.S. I am counting on YOU. FYI: I would like to install a 10 PERSON HOT TUB at my vacation home and your donation is what could finally make this a reality for myself and my family and friends who like to hang out, HAVE FUN and enjoy a relaxing soak with the jets turned on STRONG.
P.P.S. If you donate WITHIN THE NEXT THREE (3) MINUTES, YOU will be entered into a contest to possibly win a ONE HOUR soak in my vacation home hot tub at some point in the next decade. Winner will be chosen at random, but I HOPE THAT IT IS YOU!